NAME¶
lart - Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool - use a lart to adjust lusers' attitudes
SYNOPSIS¶
lart [
-use tool ] [
-bBfFgklp ]
<lusername>
DESCRIPTION¶
lart adjusts the attitudes of those pesky, clueless people who rely upon
their admins for everything from picking their mice off of the floor to
turning on their monitors; namely, the
luser(8). Running
lart with the
appropriate arguments will cause the specified luser to run away screaming in
agony. Alternatively, you can make the luser buy you a beer, after killing all
of their processes.
OPTIONS¶
- -use tool
- Choose your weapon. If this option is not specified, the
enviroment variable LART is used. If neither is set, a default value will
be used, which is set at compile time
- -b
- Used to increase the size of your lart
- -B
- The BOFH option. Removes a users files and kills all their
processes. If used in conjunction with -p this will also cause
syslog to make entries proving that <lusername> was the
second gunman behind the grassy knoll
- -f
- Only fake luser's attitude readjustment session. Provided
primarily for testing purposes. Mutually exclusive with -B
- -F
- fsck <lusername>
as a raw device. Note that this option has not been tested, as it is rather
difficult to find volunteers
- -g
- Graphic violence. Uses curses to monitor
<lusername> during the beating.
- -k
- Kill. A rather permanent option, and as such is not highly
recommended. Can only be invoked once per <lusername>
- -p
- See -B
SEE ALSO¶
sysadmin(1),
guru(8),
luser(8)